I Once Crossed The Border Illegally
Ever innocently broken the law? And faced the barrel of a gun? Me, too! Sharing that Just TypiKel time I once crossed the border illegally. Hello. Who me?
February 13, 2015
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Two words: Quirk Magnet.
From winning two donkeys on the TV game show Let’s Make A Deal, to flipping the family’s Volkswagen Beetle while learning to drive, to throwing her back out while plucking weeds just days before flying to Germany for a wedding, quirk magnet Kelly is blessed with an endless list of things to write about.
Her debut book, Never, Never,Hardly Ever , a coming-of-age memoir, is available now.
Never, Never, Hardly Ever
A successful entrepreneur hires her broke, single and jobless kid to help run the family store. What could possibly go wrong?
Laugh Out Loud
Kelly McKenzie joins Allia Zobel Nolan and 39 other humorists from the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop in celebrating the past and the present … before we forget.
What has the cat done now? You’ll recognize your own cat in this collection of stories about how very good and very bad our cats can be.
A unique collection of stories from authors who experienced a spiritual hug from a loved one and were reassured someone in Heaven loves them very much.
Ever innocently broken the law? And faced the barrel of a gun? Me, too! Sharing that Just TypiKel time I once crossed the border illegally. Hello. Who me?
Think you’re an American know it all? Think again. Experienced Bad Mom reveals the surprising truth about America. You don’t want to miss this Just TypiKel!
Drowning under a mess of papers, old clothing and never to be read again books? You need these two gems. Trust me. It’s Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up.
Let’s educate those Americans! Doing my bit to explain the difference between a toque and a stetson. Check out my post on explaining Canada to Americans.
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Kelly McKenzie worked at her mother’s Vancouver Asian antique store for over a decade. After struggling to make her first sale, she went on to become her mother’s dependable right-hand gal, picking up bookkeeping skills, marathon running and a husband along the way.
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